Flowers are essentially tarts; prostitutes for the bees.

You should never underestimate the decorative potential of vegetables. Just ask Uncle Monty, from whom I’ve borrowed the post title.

School holidays have led to a bit of a pause in blogging, but hopefully back soon. In the meantime, those who are burningly curious about my eating habits can see what I’m cooking on the sidebar.


#1 St33v on 05.10.08 at 11:49 am

Nice-looking punkin ya got there.
Could have sworn I recognised it, for a moment.

#2 Zoe on 05.10.08 at 8:21 pm

(St33vy is the punkin’s father, so to speak.)

#3 St33v on 05.10.08 at 8:48 pm

Are you a sponge or a stone?

Ah yes, _that_ Uncle Monty. I think he must be one of your favorites; you’ve quoted him before I think.

#4 Zoe on 06.10.08 at 9:08 am

It is my most favourite film evah. I can recite it while I watch it, which annoys everyone except my friends K8y and Cath. They are not annoyed because they can recite it with me.

#5 The Devil Drink on 08.10.08 at 3:37 pm

But do you shout along too?

#6 harry on 08.10.08 at 5:22 pm

That reminds me of a conversation we had, um, three years ago of having a dinner party based on that very movie.
Or perhaps inspired by the movie.
Egg and chips,
Pheasant and godknowswhatelse they had on the farm

#7 St33v on 08.10.08 at 6:32 pm


That sounds like fun, although the hors d’ouvres might impede rather than stimulate the appetite.

Also there would have to be some gunplay, preferably between the pot and nudity.

#8 St33v on 08.10.08 at 7:00 pm

…but not _that_ tired…

#9 St33v on 08.10.08 at 7:11 pm

here is a movie ‘Steven’s (lol) top 10 W&I moments

I give you #5 fishing
and #4 scrubbers

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