Comments on: The Devil Drink presents: The Alcoholical Oracle

By: St33v

St33v — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:31:31 +0000

Dear oracle:
Is it wise to eat before sipping one or two small tequilas with friends? Or does it just interfere with one’s ability to scull the last 1/4 of the bottle in a race to get the ‘gusano’?
And, just how did I get home?

By: ampersand duck

ampersand duck — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:07:55 +0000

[clap]

Is it a week yet?

By: Megxx

Megxx — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 03:22:49 +0000

Jeez darls, I’ve been known to use men’s loos, and without the escort of a courteous fella. When the ladies toot is beyond busy it’s the only way to go (particularly at full-on events like the Melbourne Cup at country race tracks, when everybody’s three sheets to the wind.) There’s no great drama – all the blokes have their backs to you, and you can usually be in and out without ‘em being any the wiser. Pretty specko having a gallant chappie standing guard, though – I’m way impressed. And yeah, slosh in the olive water and turn it into a not-quite-dirty-martini.

By: FDB

FDB — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:49:21 +0000

“is it still OK to have olives in your gin not-quite-a-martini?”

I vote yes, provided you slosh in a bit of extra olive water. But of course I’ll wait for the proper adjudicator.

By: harry

harry — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:24:55 +0000

One question, Devil Drink.
White sambucca: WHY?!?!?

By: ampersand duck

ampersand duck — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:33:35 +0000

[clap]

By: worldpeace and a speedboat

worldpeace and a speedboat — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 14:53:44 +0000

I hear he’s not into yoga, but he has half a brain…

By: Laura

Laura — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 07:36:05 +0000

Germaine Greer availed herself of the mens toilets before her lecture on Mansfield Park last year. If it’s ok for her, it’s ok for the rest of us.